Things You can do to Help Obama Win red states

1. Vote for Obama

2. Convince someone you know to vote for Barack Obama (this must be someone who was not previously inclined towards him before your impending conversation)

3. Stand outside entrances to Wal-Mart in hunting gear with signs that say, "Gun Owners for Obama" (smile at the dirty looks)

4. Stand outside the entrance of major Christian institutions, dressed in Sunday best, with signs that say, "Christians for Obama" (I chose Liberty University in Lynchburg, VA, but the possibilities are endless. Major Baptist churches, wherever the local station broadcasts Sunday morning service in your area, Christian books stores in strip malls, etc)

5. Call your local conservative radio talk show host and nicely state that you voted for Bush in 2000, but now the only candidate that shares your optimism for this country's future greatness is Barack Hussein Obama. Adding phrases like, "reminds me of Reagan with how he inspires," or "Obama Republican" are positives to dwell on when you are yelled at, insulted, and cut off by the host.